What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 04:57

Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper